23 Sep 2009

Lochyside RC Primary School

Author: Barry | Filed under: Events

Last Friday I paid a visit to Lochyside RC Primary near Fort William, and was met with some of the most enthusiastic kids I’ve ever encountered during my school visits.  It was great to hear that so many of them were keen readers.  Even better, many of them told me that they like to write their own stories outside of school, which is always brilliant for an author to hear.

We kicked off the morning with the two younger classes, and spent a very noisy hour playing story-creating games and creating our own story on the board.  It was a fantastic tale of a female superhero, a villain made of pots and pans,  a giant flying octopus, and a fart loud enough to blow up the world!

With the older classes I ran my workshop session, explaining some fun ways to create characters, setting and a plot for a story the kids could go on to write.  The photo below shows some of the children holding up sketches of their characters, which ranged from a largely inanimate stick to Adolf Hitler’s Dog.

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So, a big thanks to the pupils and staff at Lochyside for making me feel so welcome. On Monday I visited another local school and tomorrow I’m getting set to do it all over again.  Man I love this job!

22 Sep 2009

Brainwashing for Beginners

Author: Barry | Filed under: Personal

As I’ve mentioned previously, Fiona and I recently had a baby (well, she had it, I just sort of watched and tried not to faint).  Mia is only three weeks old, but already I’ve begun subtly manipulating her into liking the same things her big brother Kyle and I do.

See if you can spot one of the methods I’m using…

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Man, I wish they made those things  in my size.

18 Sep 2009

Mr Mumbles review

Author: Barry | Filed under: Events, Invisible Fiends, On the web

An early review for Mr Mumbles, the first book in the Invisible Fiends series, has now popped up online. I’m delighted to report that it’s a good one, so scoot along here to read it for yourself.

I paid a visit to Lochyside Primary School near Fort William today and had a fantastic time.  Too exhausted from jumping about like a maniac and talking non-stop about children’s books to write a full report on the day, but I’ll do one soon.

17 Sep 2009

Zombie! by Tommy Donbavand

Author: Barry | Filed under: Brilliant Books

zombieI’ve long been an admirer of the work that specialist publisher, Barrington Stoke, does in supplying books for reluctant and struggling readers.  I’m also a massive fan of Tommy Donbavand’s hilariously spooky Scream Street series.  You can imagine my excitement, then, when I found out that Tommy was writing a book for Barrington Stoke entitled simply ZOMBIE!

Like all the publisher’s titles, ZOMBIE! is written in simple language, with short, easily digestable chapters.  And, like all Tommy Donbavand books, it’s a fantastically funny adventure, with spooks and scares aplenty.

ZOMBIE! tells the story of Nathan and Olivia – a brother and sister who regularly visit the grave of their grandfather, who died several years previously.  On one such visit, the siblings have a terrifying encounter with a walking corpse, and in many other books, predictably horrifying results would ensue.

However, Tommy has a knack of merging the macabre with the mundane to create characters that are both monstrous and inately human at the same time.  Anyone who has come across his house proud bog monsters or surf bum zombies in Scream Street will know what I’m talking about, and he uses the same techniques here to brilliant effect.

Like the zombies in Scream Street, those in ZOMBIE! just want to party, and rather than running for their lives, Nathan and Olivia find themselves trying to help him shop for lemonade and party food. But when a zombie-obsessed supermarket security guard begins to close in on them, the siblings and their new undead buddy find themselves in terrible, terrible danger.

What struck me most about ZOMBIE! wasn’t the humour or the scares (I was expecting those), or the simplicity of the writing (I was expecting that, too).  No, what struck me most was that the story – despite being about the living dead – has real heart to it.  And no, I don’t mean a decomposing zombie heart, before you ask.

With just a few deft strokes, Tommy adds a note of tragedy to what is essentially a comedy romp.  From the opening paragraphs with Nathan remembering the times he spent with his grandfather, to the zombie, Jake, realising how much has changed in the time since he died, there are moments throughout the book which are genuinely touching, without ever sinking into melodrama or soppiness.

In fact, without once resorting to using flowery, emotive language, Tommy managed to bring a lump to my throat with the final page of the story.  This, combined with the humour, scares and fast-paced action, make ZOMBIE! a book I can’t recommend highly enough.

16 Sep 2009

Is it just me…?

Author: Barry | Filed under: Personal

As mentioned in my prematurely ended previous post, Fiona recently gave birth to Mia, our gorgeous daughter.  Due entirely to that same gorgeous daughter, both Fiona and I are suffering the effects of sleep deprivation, to the point I’m no longer sure I can trust my own eyes.

Today, I was looking at the box for the baby gym we bought for Mia, and felt a creeping sense of unease washing over me.  It took me a few seconds to realise why, but then it hit me.

Check out the picture below.  According to the box, the bit there at the top of the gym is supposed to be a mirror, but look at it more closely.  The reflection is all wrong.  Not only is it reflecting far too close up and at a near-impossible angle, the baby’s facial expression is completely different!

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Rather than buy our baby a gym with a mirror on it, we’ve brought home what I can only assume is a portal to some other dimension.  On the one hand, considering the price we paid, it seems like quite a bargain.  On the other hand, I could end up battling an evil alternate version of myself before the week’s out.

I wonder if it’s too late to take it back.

14 Sep 2009

The Early Bird

Author: Barry | Filed under: Personal

No, your eyes don’t deceive you. The time stamp up there at the top of the post really does say I wrote this at 6am. What’s more, I’ve already been awake by this point for two and a half hours. Such are the delights, dear reader, of babies.

Eleven days ago, Fiona gave birth to the criminally gorgeous Mia Anne Hutchison. In that time, between the two of us, we’ve probably amassed about 30 hours of sleep in total. Mia, on the other hand, has managed to sleep through about 70% of those eleven days, waking only to feed and stare at things with intense fascination. Sort of like a vampire on the Antiques Roadshow.

That analogy makes almost no sense, I know. Sorry about that. It’s the sleep deprivation, what can I say?

Uh-oh, she’s waking up again! Feeding time. I’ll finish this later…

13 Sep 2009

Happy Roald Dahl Day!

Author: Barry | Filed under: Video Blog

It’s Roald Dahl Day!  To celebrate, here’s a video of me discussing my favourite of his many books.

Agree with my choice? Why not leave a comment letting everyone know what your favourite RD book is?

9 Sep 2009

And the pre-ordering continues…

Author: Barry | Filed under: Invisible Fiends

Borders, Tesco Online and Pickabook are now all in on the pre-ordering act, with all three now showing INVISIBLE FIENDS: MR MUMBLES as available to pre-order.

Tesco have knocked a hefty 25% off the £5.99 price tag, but Pickabook have gone one better (well, seven better) by lopping off a whopping 32%, making the book just £4.07!

While these are great prices, popping into your local bookshop come January 7th, when the book is out, is still the cheapest way to secure your copy, as you will have no postage charges to pay.  You can even pre-order at your bookshop, too.  Just tell them the name of the book, give them my name as the author, and tell them you want to reserve a copy.  I’m sure they’ll be more than happy to help.

8 Sep 2009

My first video blog

Author: Barry | Filed under: Invisible Fiends, On the web, Video Blog

I’ve never tried video blogging before, but have decided to give it a go. I’d love anyone’s comments – unless those comments are “get a haircut, have a shave, and lose three stone, fatso”.

So, here it is. Brace yourselves.