30 Mar 2009

Have I discovered a new species?

Author: Barry | Filed under: Personal

While walking into town to return a DVD on Saturday, I encountered a group of seagulls milling around outside Tesco.  No doubt they were up to no good.

As I walked past them, most of them either hopped away or flew off.  One, however, remained.  On closer inspection, it turned out to be the weirdest seagull I have ever seen in my life.

gullduckNow, correct me if I’m wrong, but the creature on the left there has the body, bill and feet of a duck.  And yet it has the markings of a seagull.  And it was hanging around with seagulls outside Tesco.

I should point out that I don’t live in Venice.  The area outside Tesco is not a canal.  It is a road.  Not the location best suited for spotting ducks.

So what is it?  A strangely-marked duck?  A misshapen seagull?  Or a cross between the two?  Is such a pairing even possible?  Have I discovered a previously unseen species of gull-duck hybrid?  Perhaps I will never know.

For a closer look at this odd chimera, click on the photograph.

25 Mar 2009

Workshops, Bologna and IF2

Author: Barry | Filed under: Events, Invisible Fiends

No word yet on how things are going for INVISIBLE FIENDS over in  Bologna.  Not really expecting to hear anything back until next week some time, and even then the best I’m hoping for is some vague rumblings of possible deals that may or may not happen in the future.  Keep your expectations low, that’s what I always say.  Usually about myself, to anyone who knows me.

As luck would have it, this week has been incredibly busy, so I haven’t had much chance to dwell on how IF is doing over at the book fair.  On Monday and Tuesday of this week I ran what were arguably my first ‘proper’ primary school writing workshops, talking to around 180 kids over 2 days at Inverlochy Primary near Fort William.

I was made to feel incredibly welcome by all the staff and pupils, and it was great to see everyone so enthusiastic and charged up about writing stories.  I even had time to read a few pages of INVISIBLE FIENDS: MR MUMBLES to a couple of the older classes, and I was delighted by their reaction.  If everyone else in the country enjoys the book as much as they did, I’ll be a very happy man.

I’ll stick some photos up of the events when I get them.

As I’ve probably mentioned elsewhere on the blog, I have been quite nervous about book two in the IF series ever since I submitted it to my editor at HarperCollins.  Would it live up to the first one?  Would I have to start it from scratch?  Would they tear up my contract and tell me never to darken their door again?  It was a tense few weeks.

Today I received my notes, and I’m delighted – and surprised – to report that they were even better than the comments on book one.  I have virtually no changes to make, and those that are needed are mostly little things I can sort out in seconds.  You can imagine my relief.

Someone suggested I celebrate with a bottle of champagne, but I hate the stuff, so instead I’m celebrating by chewing gently on the the plastic top of my pen.  It’s quite a low-key rejoicing, obviously, but I have two books to write for Egmont and just a few weeks to do them, so it’s the only celebration I currently have time for.

22 Mar 2009

Bond. James Bond.

Author: Barry | Filed under: Brilliant Books, Personal

I finally found time to finish SILVERFIN today, the first in Charlie Higson’s Young Bond series. I’m a latecomer to the series, solely because I never expected it to be any good. I’m pleased to report that I’ve been wrong all these years. SILVERFIN is a great read, full of action and adventure, and it definitely lives up to the Bond legacy.

In other news, I have decided to alter the way comments work on the site. Now, even if you’ve had a comment accepted before, any new comments will be placed in a moderation queue for me to approve.

This change has taken place because I have … wait for it … acquired a stalker! First Demi Moore had one, then Britney Spears, and now me. It’s an elite club I’m in. I wonder if I’ll get a membership badge.

Anyway, to the nutter who has been posting the messages – myself and Fiona are highly amused at how truly and spectacularly tragic you are. We found your messages entertaining, but on reflection have decided to pass them all onto the police, along with a list of all the many instances you’ve been on the site since 11th March.

We have also been in touch with your ISP – Tiscali – who are taking the matter very seriously indeed. If there’s anything you want to do online I’d do it now before your broadband access is disconnected. The police may well get in touch with Tiscali, too, or they may just come round and take away your Windows Vista computer for investigation.

Will you be arrested at this point? Will it just be a caution? Who knows? The excitement is almost too much to bear.

Of course, thanks to the wonder that is technology, we are all already fully aware of who you are, but it’s important to do these things properly, don’t you think?

So that’s that. Exciting times all round. Thumbs up to Young James Bond, thumbs down to loony stalkers with nothing better to do than post semi-literate threats on a website aimed at children. Shame on you.

18 Mar 2009

First Invisible Fiends quote

Author: Barry | Filed under: Invisible Fiends

I’ve started sending advance copies of INVISIBLE FIENDS: MR MUMBLES out to some of the many children’s authors whose work I admire, and I have now had the first response.  It comes from Scream Street author, Tommy Donbavand.  Tommy calls the book:

“A terrifying start to an unmissable new horror series.  Guaranteed to make you sleep with the light on!”

Cheers, Tommy!

16 Mar 2009

An interview with me

Author: Barry | Filed under: Children's Books, On the web, Press

A few weeks ago I was asked to give an interview for the website Tall Tales and Short Stories.  I agreed, and it’s now up on the site.  If you fancy finding out a bit more about me and how I got into this whole writing lark, click here to go and take a look.

A big thanks to Tracy at TTaSS for doing the interview.

15 Mar 2009

Trying to get ahead

Author: Barry | Filed under: Children's Books, Events, Invisible Fiends

Normally I don’t work on Sundays.  It’s nothing religious or anything, I just promised myself ages back that I would try to take at least one day off a week, and Sunday seemed like the obvious one.

Today, though, I’m here working, trying to get a head start on the mountain of work that is looming over me like a dirty great looming thing.

You see very soon I will be starting work on two new books for Egmont.  As ever they’re top secret, and I can’t reveal anything about them at all.  I am already working on book three of INVISIBLE FIENDS, and once I get comments back from my editor, I’ll be getting on with draft three of book two.  This means I will potentially be working on four books at the same time.

This is one of those times when the men are separated from the boys.  No more Playstation 3.  No more lying in bed watching DVDs.  No more idly flicking through random pages of the internet for hours on end.  From here on in I’ll eat, sleep and breathe nothing but children’s books.

And oxygen, obviously.

So today I’m quickly reworking the synopsis of a second series I plan pitching to HarperCollins.  This one is aimed at older readers – the 12+ age group – and while it will still be horror, it’ll be very different to INVISIBLE FIENDS.

Once I’ve finished writing up the pitch I’ll try to forget about it until I’ve got at least two of the four books I’ll be working on finished.  I can then look at it again with fresh eyes and give it another rewrite if it’s needed (which it probably will be).

I’m also preparing for my first proper story-writing workshop events, which I’ll be holding at Inverlochy Primary school on the 23rd and 24th of March.  It should be a lot of fun, and hopefully it’ll take my mind off how INVISIBLE FIENDS is doing at the Bologna Book Fair, which also begins on the 23rd.

Speaking of INVISIBLE FIENDS, I’ll be reading an extract from book one – MR MUMBLES – to the older classes at Inverlochy Primary.  Because my own son is too young to be subjected to the book’s horrors, this will mean the Inverlochy pupils are the first children to hear any of the finished book EVER.  It’ll be interesting to get their feedback.

Right, enough of this.  Some of us have work to do, you know?

12 Mar 2009

The Idea Fairy

Author: Barry | Filed under: Writing Lessons

In preparation for a two-day visit to a local school to run storywriting workshops, I’ve been preparing myself for some of the questions I expect I might be asked.  Chief among these is the age-old “Where do you get your ideas from?”.

It’s a question all authors have probably been asked at one time or another, but as I tried to come up with a witty yet informative response for the question a horrible panic gripped me.  Where do I get my ideas from?!

Are they whispered by the voices that echo in my head?
Are they dropped by the Idea Fairy who lives under my bed?
Are they found alongside Jesus’ face in a special loaf of bread?
Are they in a deep, dark, scary mine with diamonds, gold and lead?
Are they painted on my bedroom walls in shades of green and red?
No.  All of that would be utterly mental.  Don’t be so ridiculous.

Ideas come from everywhere (although not necessarily including those avenues listed above).  Look around you and you’ll find the world is littered with ideas.  In fact, let’s try cooking some up now with a good old-fashioned brainstorming session.

From where I’m sitting I can see the big subwoofer speaker for my computer.  It has the words “Peak Bay” written on it.  Let’s start with that.

Peak Bay -> Peek Bay -> Someone secretly peeking at people on the beach.  The dirty git.

So how about…

PEAK BAY
While using binoculars to watch a girl he fancies relaxing on the beach at Peak Bay, a boy witnesses a murder.

A bit too REAR WINDOW maybe.  Let’s look around the room a bit more and see what inspiration strikes us.

I have a Spider-Man piggy bank in front of me, but Spider-Man is out of bounds, unfortunately.  But spiders aren’t.  Marvel Comics may have Spidey under tight control, but the world of arachnids is still open to all.  So what about this?

PEAK BAY
While using binoculars to watch a girl he fancies relaxing on the beach at Peak Bay, a boy witnesses A GIANT SPIDER EMERGING FROM BEHIND A SAND DUNE!  He is too far away to warn the girl and can only watch on as she is wrapped in a web and dragged off down a hole in the sand.

Now we’re getting somewhere.  We’ve gone from two words on front of a speaker to the first few pages of a potentially exciting novel.  It could have romance, horror, adventure and a daring last-minute rescue.  Or maybe the boy is too scared, and because of what he was up to he can’t admit to anyone what he saw.  The girl is eaten, and a dozen giant spiders emerge from the sand and run rampage across the town.  Can the boy overcome his fear and find a way to stop the arachnid invasion before everyone dies, or will he just watch it from afar, and never tell anyone the hideous horrors he witnessed at Peak Bay?

The direction you take once you have an idea is the tricky bit – you have a near-infinite range of possibilities, and picking the best one is never going to be easy.  Generating ideas to develop, though?  That’s not hard.

If you’re struggling, try free association.  Find an object and then write down the first thing it makes you think of.  Keep writing without stopping until you have reached the bottom of the page.  There is no way of doing this “wrong”, so no matter how ludicrous what you’re writing may seem, go with it.  Don’t censor yourself.  Let your subconscious spew out onto the page.

For example, let me pick an object.  We’ll go with my belt.  A short burst of free association might go like this:

Belt, like a karate belt as worn in martial arts movies like the Karate Kid.  Poor Mr Miyagi, the guy who played him died in 2005.  I only know that because I saw it at the end of an episode of Spongebob.  There was  big picture of him with a crazy smile on his face, like a clown.  I don’t like clowns.  I once met a clown walking down a dark road after I’d been to a nightclub.  It was 3am and he was carrying a balloon.  Where do you get a balloon at 3am?  3am is the name of a song by some band or other I have on my iTunes playlist.  Matchbox 20, I think.  Matchbox used to make toy cars, I’m not sure if they still do…

And so on until you reach the bottom of the page.  You don’t have to punctuate at all, but I  break out into cold sweats if I miss out a full stop, so I had no choice in the matter.  Just do it the way it works best for you.

When you read back over the stuff you’ve written, try pairing off some of the idea nuggets and see what it produces.  I could have stories about Karate Clowns, a nightclub under the sea, an elderly Oriental man who lives inside a matchbox and drives a toy car, and so on.  Try it if you ever find yourself struggling for new ideas – you might be surprised at what emerges.

So, in answer to the question “Where do you get my ideas from?” I would have to reply with “EVERYWHERE!”.

7 Mar 2009

What was your favourite childhood read?

Author: Barry | Filed under: Brilliant Books

Children’s books have changed a lot since I was a boy.  In many ways I think they’re better now than they ever have been, and children also have a much wider range of authors, subjects and genres from which to choose.

I was always a big reader when I was young, although I actually skipped out a lot of children’s books and went straight into Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams and the like.  It’s only now that I’ve started reading children’s fiction that I realise what I missed out on.

There was one book, though, that left a massive impression on me as a child.  It was an enormous hardback that I found in my school library one day – by far the biggest book I’d ever attempted to read.  It was called The Hounds Of The Morrigan and was written by Pat O’Shea.

I have vivid memories of curling up and reading that book – either in bed or on the couch – and I still remember the feeling of sadness I felt when I reached the end and had to say goodbye to the two main characters, Pidge and Bridget.  I was eight or nine, but I still remember actually whispering “goodbye” to them when I closed the back cover, that’s how profound an effect the book had on me.

I suppose if I look back that was the first book that ever made me want to be a writer.  I borrowed that book from the library at least half a dozen times, and while I never again whispered my goodbyes when I finished it, I never stopped loving the story.

If you’ve never read the book then you’re missing out.  Click the link in paragraph three above to be taken to the Amazon page where it’s available insanely cheaply for the size and quality of the book.

I’d love to hear what your favourite  book was when you were younger.  Post a comment letting us know the title and author (or whatever details you can remember).

6 Mar 2009

3 Tips for Writing Horror

Author: Barry | Filed under: Writing Lessons

Prior to writing INVISIBLE FIENDS I didn’t really have all that much experience of horror. I’d seen a few horror films in my time, but I’d never really read any scary books, so I came to the genre with fresh eyes, and have hopefully managed to bring some of that to the series.

Since IF was picked up I’ve been dipping in and out of a few horror books for both adults and children. Sometimes I enjoy them. Other times I don’t. But I think I’m learning a little bit from each one.

For those of you considering writing horror, here are three little nuggets of wisdom I’ve picked up over the past few months.

1) Normal is scary.
Too often in many of the books I’ve looked at does the author hurl us almost immediately into the supernatural. Virtually from page one we’re assaulted by vampires or demons or some other ugodly abomination designed to scare the bejesus out of us.

Hurling a reader headlong into the bizarre does your book a big injustice, though. We need some time to understand the characters and their everyday lives. We need to see them at work, or at school, or interacting with their family – anything, as long as it’s what they would normally do were they not characters in a horror book.

None of us can identify with fighting a horde of vampires, but we can identify with doing the shopping, or eating dinner, or watching TV. By hinting at some darkness underlying your characters’ everyday lives, it gives the reader cause to think about their own life, and what dangers might lurk within it.

As the veil of this ‘normal’ reality is slowly pulled aside, the reader becomes increasingly uneasy. And from there it’s but a small step to ‘terrified’.

2. People, not corpses
This one may have been Star Trek’s fault. In the original series of the show, Kirk, Spock and the other lead characters were usually accompanied into danger by at least one unnamed crewman in a red jumper. The second you saw that brightly coloured sweater you knew the crewman was as good as dead. They may as well have painted a target on their chests and held up a sign saying ’shoot here’.

In countless books and movies since then, writers have developed a bad habit of creating characters whose sole purpose is to die horribly. They don’t wear red jumpers any more, but you can still identify them just as easily. They are usually two-dimensional and have almost no bearing whatsoever on the plot of the story. They appear in the story, they bumble about a bit, and then they die. It’s a device used to highlight how terrible the villain of the story is.

And it’s rubbish. Who cares if some cardboard cut-out is swallowed by a monster? Who gives a damn if someone of absolutely no significance to the story has his head torn off by a particularly unpleasant gerbil? No-one. If we don’t care about a character, we don’t mind if they live or die, and no matter how gory or absurd the death, it won’t leave any emotional impact on us.

Even if you know a character is doomed from the start, treat them with the same respect you would any other character in your story. Breathe life into them, make us care about them, and I guarantee their death will not be in vain.

3. Too much excitement is dull
This applies to any type of story, but I’ve noticed horror writers (me included sometimes) are quite bad at trying to cram too much terror into their books.

In an early draft of INVISIBLE FIENDS: MR MUMBLES pretty much my entire story was just a series of increasingly horrifying events happening one after another. I thought just piling on the jeopardy would be a sure-fire way of keeping the reader hooked.

I was wrong. The events of your story should be like a series of waves. Each wave rises (building to the dramatic event), peaks (the dramatic event itself) then fades (a little breathing space for your characters – and readers).

If you just have the first two parts of the wave without the third, we never get to see your characters’ reactions to the story events. Remember tip one? We can’t identify with vampires or monsters, but we can identify with human reactions and emotions. Give your character a little time to recover from each major story event, and let the reader see how the event has affected each character. It’ll help us identify with them more, which will make us care about them more, which in turn will make us keep turning the pages to find out what happens to them.

4. Free, bonus tip!
This really just expands on the last part of what I just said above. Try to keep in mind when you’re writing – regardless of the genre – that people don’t really care about events in a story, they care about the people those events affect. It’s not what happens that makes a story interesting, it’s who it happens to and how they respond to it. That’s why it’s so important to make your characters as lifelike as possible. The more real they seem, the easier it will be for us to identify with them. The more we identify with them, the more it feels like we ourselves are in there living the events of the story with them.

And what’s going to illicit more of an emotional response – a monster lurking under a bed you’ve never seen before, or a monster lurking under your bed, waiting to devour you as you sleep? I know which one would get my attention more.

2 Mar 2009

Invisible Fiends proof copies

Author: Barry | Filed under: Children's Books, Invisible Fiends, Press

Today I received a fantastic surprise in the mail – the proof copies of INVISIBLE FIENDS: MR MUMBLES, the first book in the horror series I’m writing for HarperCollins.

I took some photos of myself holding the book, but I haven’t shaved in a week and in every one I turned out looking like someone from a wanted poster.  So here’s a picture of the proof with Homer Simpson instead.  You’ll notice Homer is trying to demonstrate via body language just how utterly terrifying the story is…

Invisible Fiends Mr Mumbles

In other news, a researcher for a Norwegian TV show contacted me today about Invisible Fiends and the Bologna Book Fair.

What an unusual day.