AAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Sorry for opening with a wail of terror there, but I have my reasons. Reasons I am about to share with you …
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Now.
I’ve been kidnapped by monsters. No, really. I know, I know, it’s mental, but there you go. It’s also highly unpleasant, quite terrifying and rather smelly.
It started off well enough. A few other children’s authors and I – namely Sam Enthoven, Tommy Donbavand, Mark Robson, Joe Craig, Ali Sparkes, Andy Briggs and David Melling – were getting together to write the greatest anthology of monster stories the world has ever seen.
And then we were kidnapped.
And then we were slung into a dank, dark cave.
Which is where I find myself now – surrounded by baying, farting, squelching, honking, screeching creatures of all shapes and sizes. The monsters are pretty unpleasant, too.
To find out what the heck I’m on about, point your browser over to TrappedByMonsters.com and follow our collective adventures.
If you could bring food, warm clothing and an elephant gun, then that would be much appreciated, too.
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